beatlemeat:

radarsteddybear:

Actual footage of Donald Duck hatching

dance fucker dance like you never had a chance

clarknokent:

Yo understand this

If we talkin/dating or even just really good friend, I’m bout you. I’m about ya happiness, I’m about your success and helping you reach those things.

So I’m doing what i can to make sure you gettin that.

thepersonalquotes:

iamvoodoobaby:

yurilanegra:

kevingetem:

Listennnnnn. Compulsive liars get so angry when called out lmaooooo

Dont get me started

purplebuddhaproject:

“Not everyone out in a storm wants to be saved.”

— Paula McLain
(via purplebuddhaquotes)

just-shower-thoughts:

Women’s fake breasts will not decompose after death, thus in several hundred years, archeologists will discover first big tiddy skeletons

ink-and-oceans:

“We change bit by bit, day by day, until we are left wondering if we are even vaguely connected with the person we began as.”

— tara love

just-shower-thoughts:

If your parents were stronger than you and they say there parents were stronger than them. And so on and so on . It would stand to reason that Egyptians were probably just tossing those 5 ton rock into place.

just-shower-thoughts:

Telling a dangerously overweight person not to lose weight because they’re beautiful is like telling an alcoholic not to stop drinking because they’re fun.